The book is a collection of erotic stories found on the Runet and is dedicated to the close relationships between men and women in all possible combinations and quantities. The book is not recommended for unstable people and children under eighteen. But apparently they will read it. Therefore, rolling my eyes fiercely, I WARN: do not try to repeat everything you read! Almost all the stories given here are the fruit of the enviable imagination of their authors. Do not try to learn Russian from this book either. The consequences can be dire. Almost all stories retain the author's spelling, which is sometimes very far from generally accepted rules. One groomer is worth something. One last thing: I marked several stories with an asterisk (*) at the front. These are not the best stories, but they simply pleased me pleasantly.

No corrupt mind has ever understood a single word correctly; pious speech does not benefit it. Undecent reasoning will not harm a sound mind. So dirt cannot stain either the beauty of the sun’s rays or the greatness of Heaven.― Giovanni Boccaccio, Decameron (Author’s Afterword)Translation: M. Zhirvinsky