Love and blood! The mysterious adventures of a young lawyer languishing in captivity of a heartless vampire count. A black carriage on the narrow roads of the Transylvanian mountains, an ominous ship that has lost its crew, ghostly brides, long fangs and sharpened aspen stakes... The heady aroma of mysticism and horror still chills the hearts of more than one generation of readers. Everything would be just as scary and creepy if it weren’t for... cats! Listen to the true story of the immortal Count Scratchy, lovers Jonathan and Mina, and their heroic friend - Doctor Meow Helsing. Believe me, cats can not only purr and scream songs in March, they are capable of great feats for the sake of true love! Mur-r-r...