There are kittens on Mars, and in my backyard there is a birdbath by Raphael. It's not the FedEx truck that's beeping on the phone, but the voice recorder that's on. The Times Light headset announces a shortage of points. The inventor of CD packaging goes to hell. If you are not sure how to use a sledgehammer, ask the author. If you don’t know what to do to entertain yourself when changes in memory occur after fifty years, turn to him. The hundred greatest books he read will keep you busy for a while.

A collection of stories by the famous American comedian Steve Martin - for the first time in Russian. Exemplary nonsense of the purest quality.