You are holding in your hands an authentic sacred dragon diary. My diary. And this authenticity was terribly violated by that terrible princess Lilian, or you would not have kept him. My own personal diary, published for everyone to see! This human woman has no conscience. However, I will survive. I don't want my secrets to spread everywhere. Please, I ask you, kind visitor, put down this book now and leave. Respect the old dragon's privacy. No matter what the princess thinks, this contains violence, blackmail, and inappropriate romance not for prying eyes! No, no, don't even open this! Ignore the eye-catching illustrations and shocking true secrets of a dragon's life! You will regret it! Well, you won't. But I will. I hate princesses.